1. "Water Pistol Pete"
Guest: Jalen Rose
Topic: Jalen Rose stumbles across Skip Bayless' high school basketball stats.
When Skip Bayless went to high school (sometime during the William McKinley administration) he claims to have won MVP in a state-wide basketball camp. Bayless tweeted of the supposed life event that he "Decided I was Maravich." Unfortunately for him, the Internet exists and Jalen Rose stumbled across his pitiful stat line. As a senior, Bayless averaged 1.6 points per game. If you're doing the math, that's less than bucket per match at a time when players wore belts in their shorts and exclusively featured the bounce pass. If you want to see a pathetic old man awkwardly defend why he lied about his high school basketball prowess, check out the full clip.