Date: 3/5/2004
Game: Ottawa Senators vs. Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Wachovia Center (Philadelphia)

Okay, okay. First off, salute to the PA guy who's playing Metallica the whole time this melee is going on. We don't know if this makes it more comical or more intense, but it definitely makes it better. This one started early and continued often as gloves were dropped at various points throughout the game. The final numbers were staggering: 419 penalty minutes (the most in a game in NHL history), 20 players ejected, and a total of five players remaining on the team benches.