Miami gets a lot of credit for having beautiful women, but where are they? Every time the camera flashes to the Heat crowd, it's a bunch of tools that look like Guy Fieri and specifically obese area rappers. Seriously. American Airlines Arena is a seemingly permanent strip club bouncer convention. Anyway, NBA fans loath Heat Nation because they're totally undeserving of a flagship franchise. They show up in the second quarter, text through the game, and think Mario Chalmers is a laser hair removal spa.