If you're like us, you walk the first few rows of an aircraft feeling just a little jealous. Or, maybe even envious. Long haul flights would be a whole lot better with extra leg room and some width in the seat.
However, there are times when airline travel goes beyond normal bounds of comfort and gets straight ridiculous. Do we really need built in massagers and jump seats for dinner guests on a 13-hour flight? Of course we fucking do! We deserve it!
Next time you're day dreaming a flight away, cramped in the middle between two folks who should have (sorry to be rude, folks) copped two seats, think about your future—when you've made it and will be traveling in high style in one of the world's most luxurious first class cabins.