If ever there were a case for raising taxes on the wealthy, it's Andrew Bynum. Dude's making $16M this year to sit courtside at 76ers games and develop bizarre, ostentatious ways to fuck with his hair. On top of that he aggravated his knee while bowling. Who knew going for that #3hunna (*Chief Keef voice*) could be so dangerous.
Word out of Philly is that Bynum's knee injury could prevent him from playing at all this season. That's devastating news for a team that was hoping to build on last year's Game 7 loss to Boston in the Eastern Conference Semifinals. More time off for Bynum means more time to brandish guns, use drugs, and bump Trina all day long—well, at least according to his former neighbors.