Here's an excuse that won't fly with a cop or in court: "God told me to do it." Also, this won't fly with the warden at a mental hospital. Regardless, this Floridian woman claimed that she was driving in excess of 100mph "because [she] was letting the Lord spirit guide [her]." She also told police that she was leaning on her horn because of "the Lord telling me to do it."
Needless to say, attracting police by using her horn and then doing 100mph in a 30mph zone did not turn out well for her. There's no word yet if drugs were involved, but if we were placing bets...
[via ABC News]