Every Thanksgiving has its Turkey Bowl, a chance for Uncle Chuck to insufferably remind us of how he was an all-conference honorable mention in '76 and, later, torch us in the air for a game winning touchdown. Well, Uncle Chuck's decade long stranglehold on backyard football is about to come to an end. Clay Matthews provides a violent, hair trigger pass rush that's our cocky relative hasn't seen since the Nixon administration. When the clock shows zeros on this one, Uncle Chuck's going to be eating Thanksgiving dinner through a straw.