Stuffing and turkey aside, Thanksgiving is really a time for you to count your blessings. Since nothing snaps life into perspective quite like being around a totally broken person, we're inviting Chad Johnson over for dinner. Outside of Happy Valley, Johnson's had the worst year in sports. Ever. Our dead-end jobs and recent break-ups don't seem as shameful with this dude staring despondently at an empty glass of red wine. Thanks, Chad!