If you've never walked around a mall and thought "I'd love to drive a go-kart/Mini Cooper JCW/MG Midget in here" your imagination just doesn't function quite right. Same goes for paintballing, by the way. Sadly, these fantasies largely go unfulfilled, due to the inherent legal issues with driving a car at high speed through an indoor shopping center. Of course, if you own the Mall you can do whatever the hell you want in it.

When are these two Syracuse, NY mall owners going to host that paintball game?

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