12. Don Imus Is an Ugly Motherf*cker
Announcer: Don Imus
After complimenting the Tennessee women's basketball team on their good looks, Don Imus went in a completely different route when discussing his attraction, or lack thereof, to the Rutgers' squad with one simple phrase: "Nappy headed hoes." Lessee here, some old man with hair like this is talking about other people's 'dos? FOH you old liver-spotted geezer.