The Great Debater
Chicago fans are the most insufferable in all sports. If you need confirmation, start a greatest of all-time debate while waiting for a urinal at the United Center. We're not trying to say that LeBron's better than MJ (we don't need one of you maniacs smashing a bottle of Goose Island over our heads), we're just telling the Windy City that their ad nauseum defense of the throne comes off terribly insecure. Since '98, Jordan's shown his mug on Michigan Avenue to open a steakhouse. That's it. He's as sick of y'all as we are.