Florida drivers just do not seem to catch a break here in the Rides section. The latest bit of ratchet news to discredit the good folks of the Sunshine State involves a purple 1994 Lincoln Towncar, an alleged hit and run driver going by the name Victor Escalante, and the small mound of coke the local authorities found on his lap while inspecting his ride. After finding him asleep in his parked car with lights and music on, police discovered that Escalante had a warrant out for his arrest in connection to a hit and run from 2005 that left a man dead. Like we said, Florida just stays losing.
[via Collier County Sheriff's Office]