What are the Orlando Magic going to miss most about Dwight Howard? His rebounding? His ability to block shots? His presence in the post? Nope, nope, and–you guessed it—nooooooope. Instead, DH's former Magic teammate Glen "Big Baby" Davis says there's one very distinct thing that the team is really, really going to miss.
"The thing we're going to miss most about Dwight is his farting ability," Davis said on the Magic's first day of training camp. "A great farter. He can fart. He can fart loud—the loudest farts. Silent farts."
Wait. He's got the loud ones and the silent ones down? Impressive! No wonder Kobe Bryant thinks this year's Lakers team is so good.
[via USA Today]