This is the Mini Boat; not the Yachtsman, as that was taken, or the Helmsman, or something else clever. It's the Mini Boat.This is below par for you, Mini. We expect cleverness and a cheeky joke or two, not this over literal name that betrays your German ownership. THe other problem: this is just a promotional vehicle for October's "Motor-Tober Not Normal Sales Event."
That said, if Mini were to offer an amphibious convertible, we'd be all over it. Even if it started at a frighteningly high $35,000, make this car a real thing.
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