Tiger Woods

Age: 36
Sport: Golf

Yeah if we had as bad a public embarrassment and subsequent divorce as Tiger, we'd probably be balding too. Although video evidence argues Tiger was losing it in more ways than one well before he drove into a tree and his private life became the most public. Come on champ you're on the comeback, nothing says I'm starting over more than a healthy head of hair. Or threesomes on the back nine. Ayo!