Junior Dos Santos
Maybe when you're giving a beatings like Dos Santos your hair isn't the most important thing in your life. But there's life outside of the ring boss, you're still in your 20s and there's no excuse for this. We know it's not your fault, but if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem. Get the transplant, knock everyone out, thank us later. Or just forget we ever said any of this and please refrain from breaking us in half.