Too manly for a scooter? Too poor for a nice hog? Too sane to try to own and drive a car in Manhattan? According to RYNO Motors the answer to your problems comes in the form of an electric motorized unicycle that is styled to somewhat similarly to a crotch-rocket. 

Once we got past the weird factor of the thing we started to really like it. The fact that it only costs a reasonable $3,500 and can be locked up like a bicycle is certainly a plus. It can even go up to 25mph off-road. This quite possibly the first time someone have ever suggested taking a unicycle to a mountain biking trail in seriousness.

If you don't trust this Portland based upstart yet, know that Honda is working on a similar product.

[via YouTube]