If someone says "pirate" you probably think of a mechanical bull that lost its rear legs in a tragic langrage loading accident and had them replaced with wheels... right? Well, someone does think this way, so he built himself a mechanical bull trike and took it to the big nerdy party that is the European Pirate Summit. We assumed it was a multi-national meeting of ambassadors and international law experts who would attempt to figure out what to do about the growing African piracy problem, but no, it's just a big dress-up party.

[via Jalopnik]