Date: 12/2/1985
Game: Chicago Bears @ Miami Dolphins

We'll just say it: Mercury Morris and a lot of the '72 Dolphins are a bunch of haters. The undefeated season is their only claim to fame and they make it their life's work to ruin someone else's. With the 12-0 Bears starting QB Jim McMahon out due to injury and head coach Mike Ditka and defensive coordinator Buddy Ryan having to be separated on the sidelines, Dan Marino carved the world famous '85 Bears defense up for 31 points by the half and Miami won 38-17. And we're guessing that after the game somewhere, Mercury did a rail off a stripper's ass.