3. Jack Trudeau

Years: 1986-1995
Teams: Indianapolis Colts, New York Jets, Carolina Panthers
Drafted: 2nd round, 47th overall (1986)
Career Games Started: 49

The Colts were pretty bad back in the day to have to announce Trudeau as their offensive MVP in 1989 for throwing for 15 touchdowns at a thoroughly pedestrian quarterback rating of 71.3 (hey, it beat the 19.0 he'd put up in two starts the year before).

Trudeau's rookie career he started off 0-11, throwing 18 interceptions and 8 TDs. He was able to hang around the league for 9 years but never had the success the Colts were hoping for when they drafted him. He did get arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor in 2007 after hosting a high school graduation party for his daughter. Cool dad, bad quarterback.