17. Robert Rozier
Criminal History: Murder, check kiting
Time Behind Bars: Currently serving a life sentence
Upon being released by the St. Louis Cardinals, Robert Rozier joined "The Brotherhood" a cult founded by Yahwey ben Yahweh. In order to be accepted he was required to murder a "white devil" and return with a body part. Proving to be a more ambitious executioner than he was a football player, Rozier admitted to killing seven people and cutting off various body parts to please Yahweh.