We know that any joke we try to make here will surely be trumped on a later season of his show in about a year, so we'll stick to the facts on this one. Louis C.K. was out for a ride on his yacht with his kids this weekend, when said yacht got stuck in the Harlem River in Inwood Hill Park. He was stranded at about 2:30 p.m. and had to wait a few hours until the tide came back up. 

[via DNAInfo]