Lindsay Lohan Crashes A Porsche Into a Person... Again

Why does she buy these cars if she can't even handle a Smart ForTwo?

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Lindsay Lohan might just have the country's worst driving record. Crashing a Porsche Cayenne into a guy while attempting to park it is only her most recent automotive failure. Reportedly, someone got out of the car to check for damage to the bumper — not the person — before Lohan fled the scene. She has since been arrested for fleeing the scene. We're really starting to wonder how she still has a driver's license, given that these are her prior offences:

 

  • May 2007 - Got coked up and crashed a Mercedes SL65 AMG into a tree.
  • July 2007 - Got a DUI with a baggie of cocaine in her pocket after getting out of rehab 10 days prior.
  • September 2010 - Crashed a Maserati GranTurismo into a nanny and baby stroller.
  • March 2011 - Ran a stop sign while driving home from her grand theft hearing.
  • June 2012 - Crashed into the back of a car transporter like she was trying to use it as a ramp a la GTA in a rented Porsche.
  • July 2012 - Crashed a Porsche Panamera into a Mustang.
Surely the insurance premium for her fleet of oft-crashed Porsches costs more than the yearly salary of chauffeur at this point. Just buy a Bentley already... and not a Continental GT.
 
[via TMZ]

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