In a spectacular fuster-cluck (not a typo... we just like the way it sounds) of design elements, this custom Cadillac can be both the figurative and nearly literal white elephant. Individually, we can appreciate the angular, stealth-bomber take on '50s Cadillac fins, the door swoops, and the exaggerate falling character line, but when all of those things are on the same car and are preceded by what appears to be the face of a bushy-eyed old man... who made out with the ugly tree.

[via eBay]

Thanks to Trevor Lieberman for the tip. He always knows where to find the weirdest crap.