What happens when you're celebrating a successful robbery with your mates in a pub full of police? You run. What happens when the car you try to use to escape is locked? You assemble in a quad formation and run farther. What happens when you're escaping the police with no car while still holding a full glass of tasty Carlton Draught? You run extremely carefully, as to not spill a single drop. Then, you blow through a human police barrier, jump off a bridge and land on a party boat.
[via Carlton Beer]