Take a long, hard look at the orange beast you see above this text. Look at the four axles. Look at the surface area on those eight 21-inch wheels with massive tires. Look at the 3.9 tons of pure power. It's called the Avtoros Wamah Shaman, and it's an amphibious beast of an SUV. We spotted it at the Moscow International Auto Salon, and instantly began dreaming of the ridiculous adventures we could get into. Though we haven't decided whether or not we're going to drop the $165,000 needed to buy it, here are 10 awesomely fun ideas we came up with.