During a recent Daytona Cubs game, the team's music guy Derek Dye started playing "Three Blind Mice" on the organ. The umpire thought it was about him, so he did what any person drunk with power would do and ejected Derek from the game. In addition, the ump also demanded that they "turn the sound off for the rest of the night." Wow. Kanye was right. No one man should have all that power. 

[via Guyism]