17. William Perry "The Refrigerator Man"(Late '80s)
Outlandish braggadocio is commonplace in rap, but this is just outright irresponsible. Perry brags "I eat linemen for lunch, I eat quarterbacks for dinner/To wash it all down, I drink paint thinner." Paint thinner is a toxic substance my dude, chill. The worst part of this whole thing is the hook, where Perry is insistent on reminding us he's "The Refrigerator Man" before he breaks out one of the most obnoxious laughs ever recorded. Forget his nickname, there's nothing cool about his flow.