21. Tony Parker "Premiere Love" (2007)
We don't speak French. But there are a lot of cues that tells us that what Parker's saying probably isn't worthwhile. Like how the piano sounds as if it were ripped straight from a scene in 7th Heaven. Or how the basketball love story presented here feels like something from one of those overdramatic teen dramas. Lastly, you'd think Parker's trying to go for an emotional feel, but he just can never find a way to stop sounding so damn stiff. He made an album's worth of this material folks.