Johnson has actually shown he was a decent rapper in his mixtape, Why So Serious,, last year. Sadly, his collaboration with The Game—which is comprised of sports references and sexual innuendos—is almost as bad as the Buffalo Bills record for the past decade or so. Here, Johnson is dropping lyrical gems like "I hit the hole like Arian" and "Splash like Nash at the free throw/Wet, she wetter than a wet suit." And by gems we mean the ones as real as those on bedazzled jeans.