9. Shaquille O'Neal "(I Know I Got) Skillz" (1993)
If we had to choose between Kazaam or his music career as Shaq's worst contribution to the arts, we'd probably pick Kazaam. But don't sleep on the mediocrity of his rapping skills, especially on "(I Know I Got) Skillz." In the video, Shaq just looks all kinds of awkward and misplaced as he tries to rap and dance in the urban environment. Shaq also spits lines like "Then I'll punch you in the stomach, I don't give a heck" and "Rocks from here to Mecca/Boom shack-a-lak-a-lak-a." You have to wonder if Shaq was really about that life.