18. Mr. T "Treat Your Mother Right" (1984)
What to do when someone is disrespecting mothers? Well Mr. T certainly can't spank them, so he's forced to do an even worse punishment: making a song. Complete with a backup female trio and Mr. T's inappropriately masculine vocals, Mr. Baracus speaks on the virtues of respect in the form of a grade school poem. Alright Mr. T, we'll listen to our mothers. Just as long as you promise to never make music again.