25. Kyle Petty "Oh King Richard" (1995)
Kyle Petty's tribute to legendary NASCAR driver Richard Petty, his father, touched the hearts of many while his long, terrible hairstyle caught the eyes of many more. While we can appreciate its honest intentions, the junior high school level songwriting simply can't be ignored. "Oh King Richard, man they trying to get ya/But they never can get ya/Because you can drive?" "Just look out below/Some bump on your bumper, you're running too slow?" Come on, man.