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5. Kobe Bryant "K.O.B.E" (2000)

Legend has it that Bryant was actually working on an album at the turn of the decade. The fact that it was never released is a victory for all of us since we could have ended up with more of "K.O.B.E." Like many of the athletes on this list, "K.O.B.E" was another example of an extremely cockyathlete whose ego simply imploded on itself in the form of music. This time it's in a few meaningless lines about nothing but cars, money, and women. Original, right?

The crazy thing about his whole performance is that Bryant looks so self-assured that "K.O.B.E" is actually good, like he isn't in on the joke. But unfortunately, this joint is wack with two wiggities in front of it. Word to Kriss Kross.

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