4. Greg Ostertag
Team(s): Utah Jazz, Sacramento Kings
He has a tat of Fred Flintstone on his calf and that's all that really should be said. Ostertag thought that just because he played for a contending team with one of the best duos of all time in Stockton and Malone that he was actually good at basketball. Shaq famously knocked him out with smack before a morning shootaround the day of the 1997-98 season opener—Greg scored only two points in that game. Before getting owned by the Diesel, the Bulls treated him like an after thought as well. Greg recently attempted a comeback through the D-League, but failed because he couldn't stop eating and he sucked.