Date: August 2011

Location: Hingham, Massachusetts

When Oliver Sullivan was offered $20 to streak through a little league game, he jumped at the opportunity. The 18-year-old man ran through the outfield naked, gloating like an idiot in front of mostly nine-year-old children and eye-rolling adults. Sullivan then jumped into an awaiting pickup truck and, as the car sped off, appeared to make a clean getaway. The perfect crime.

Unfortunately for Sullivan, he thought it wise to accessorize while traumatizing adolescents and dropped his cellphone in center field. Police were able to identify Sullivan through pictures found on the phone and charged him with felony gross lewdness.