"I'm Right Here!"
Date: June 2012
Location: Columbus, GA
To celebrate a monumental victory by a team of eleven-year-old kids with 9 p.m. bedtimes, Charles Davidson cranked his stereo in boastful ignorance. Angered by the brashness of Davidson's display, Iram King—a father on the losing team—demanded the music be turned down.
According to police, Davidson obliged, reducing the volume on his Steely Dan (or whatever grown men play to vaunt youth baseball victories). That, apparently, was not enough for King who continued to walk towards Davidson. When Davidson asked, "Why are you walking over here?" Iram replied, "I'm here to fuck you up."
Davidson's response? "I'm right here." You can guess what happened next, or you can watch the video. Spoiler alert: they fight!