Don't really give a shit about "Party in the USA" parodies since it's, you know, 2012 and that song was released all the way back in 2009? We don't blame you. Not one bit. But, this one features Alex Morgan, it'll make you feel a little bit patriotic, and, well, it features Alex Morgan! So, what the hell are you waiting for? Press play (with the sound down, of course) and check this out.
[via The Big Lead]