Okay, so skateboarding hasn't actually been deemed a crime by any real governing body, but this skit from the guys at College Humor, in which pro skate legend Tony Hawk is cross-examined by a righteous Southern lawyer for his "crime" is hilarious. Watch the skit above to the end to see Hawk skate with Hitler, and get the worst and funniest sentence for his crime imaginable.

[via College Humor]