Throwing your sneakers at someone usually isn't the best way to get their attention. Case in point: A fan who attended Team USA's exhibition game against Argentina last week wanted Kevin Durant's autograph. But, rather than try and wait outside the arena after the game or, you know, do something that might land him KD's John Hancock, he decided to throw the sneakers that he wanted signed at Durant as he made his way back to the locker room. No surprise here—he didn't get the autograph. What he did get, though, was an angry scowl from Durant and an ejection from the building.
Hey, look on the bright side, KD: At least it wasn't beer, right?
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