What It Is: A suppository shaped amphibious car from China.

Why The Name Sucks: We can understand calling it "Fish" given that it can swim, but why "Detroit Fish?" Detroit isn't really known for much beyond the auto industry, pot holes, and crime. Why not the "Tuna Fish," as tuna can top 40mph, or the "Swordfish" because they're cool, or even the "Fried Fish" in a hollow attempt to capture the largely Christian American audience?