31. Zane Smith
Reminds Us Of: A 7-Eleven clerk in Winston-Salem
Smith had a respectable big league career, pitching 11-plus seasons in the majors, for five different teams. His best year was in 1987, when he won 15 games for the Braves, in a season in which the team only won 69. That's very impressive for any pitcher, but it's particularly impressive for one born without a chin.