3. Shelden Williams
Reminds Us Of: Frankenstein
This dude is married to Candace Parker. Yes, ridiculously fine and ridiculously paid WNBA superstar Candace Parker. Despite having one of the ugliest domes in sports history, and riding the pine for a variety of NBA teams throughout his career, Mr. Williams still goes home to this every night. Now excuse us while we try to figure out where things in our life went terribly wrong.