Sport: Football
Career: 2006-Present
Reminds Us Of: Deliverance
Paul McQuistan is a veteran offensive lineman out of Oregon via that football powerhouse, Weber State. His twin brother Pat is a veteran offensive lineman out of Oregon who also attended Weber State. Yes, they have been seen in the same room together, so there are in fact two of them. And yes, you are goddamned glad not to have been in that room with them.