4. Joel Anthony
Reminds Us Of: The black Soda Popinski
Yeah, yeah he got a ring this year along with Bron Bron & Co. but that still doesn't take away from the fact that Joel Anthony is ugly as sin. If you thought Canada produced nothing but heartthrobs like Biebs and Drizzy, you're wrong. Anthony hails from Quebec and made it to the NBA because of his "intimidating presence" in the paint. That's broadcaster speak for a frightening mug.