Sport: Soccer
Career: 2001-Present
Reminds Us Of: Blanka
You know those people you see out on the streets and you cannot believe that the girl is actually with that guy. Well, Carlos Tevez is definitely one of those people. From his squished head to that weird rogue tooth (his neck scar doesn't count, as he received that after being scalded as a child), Tevez is dating the women of your dreams while looking like he does. Sometimes, the world ain't so fair.