Jose Canseco keeps the lights on around this place. He's a regular on this list and he works hard at it. Jose's the new spokesperson for Old Milwaukee beer. No seriously, he already did two commercials and they're hilarious. While he was trying to stay relevant, Steve Nash partied with Nasty Nas at the ESPYs and Carmelo Anthony was catching people sleeping. Jonathan Vilma has no plans of letting up on his lawsuit against the machine and the New York Daily News' Frank Isola took shots at a rival sports writer. Yup, we got sports writer beef out here, cuz. Shit is real. Peep the rest of The 10 Most Ridiculous Sports Tweets of the Week.