Hey, Suns fans: You just lost Steve Nash to the Lakers. But, who the hell cares when you've got Michael Beasley a.k.a. the one and only Super Cool Beas coming to town?!? Er, okay. So, maybe Beasley isn't the perfect replacement for Nash—his 11 points and 4 rebounds per game last season with the Timberwolves weren't exactly anything to write home about. But, he just signed a three-year, $18 million deal to become a part of the organization. So, that'll give you at least one good reason to tune into Suns games next season while the team goes through a rebuilding period.
And, hey, who knows? Maybe one of these days Beasley will fuck around and live up to his potential. Wouldn't that be nice?