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Positive thinking FTW!

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We don't know Kris Blanks personally, but he must be an eternal optimist. Hey, when you're ranked 201st in the world, that is how it's gotta be sometimes. After missing the cut for Saturday and Sunday of the John Deere Classic in Silvis, Illinois by one stroke, Blanks hit up Twitter to show the world (or more specifically, the golf gods) just how deep his positive thinking can be:

Kris, you keep that type of attitude up, we're sure you'll win a PGA tournament someday. 

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[via Deadspin]

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