Think back a long, long time ago, to May 2007, a time when Lindsay Lohan was fresh-faced and DUI-free. Then she ran her convertible over a curb and cops subsequently found cocaine in her possession. Young starlet, big mistake-so she promptly entered rehab, emerging 45 days later sober, refreshed, SCRAM anklet in place, and ready to continue down the good-girl path that she'd veered off of in a moment of poor decision-making. Right? Right...?